At Disco Tech College, We Are Family!
Meet The President
Gerber the Duck, bearing no legal resemblance to Howard the Duck, is making sure Disco Tech is Stayin' Alive!
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Boogie your way to success
Kinesthetic Learning with Precision Footwork
Disco Tech President Gerber the Duck has both a slogan and a logo - a "slogo," if you will. The slogan is "Dance like everyone is watching," and the logo is a giant disco ball with a duck's bill stuck to it. The slogo hasn't cleared marketing yet, but when it does, all Disco Tech students will be proudly wearing it on their sequined vests and polyester bell bottoms.
THIS YEAR'S DISCO KING WANTS YOU TO CLICK HIS BELLY! TRY IT!